*knock on door* “Ungrounded!” *fall dramatically to knees*

fas·cist (fash-ist) n. A reactionary or dictatorial person.101 Ways to Annoy a Fascist By The Deth Vegetable 76) Enter your local Recruiting office. Pull out a water pistol and spray all Military personnel you meet as soon as they turn their backs. When they take the pistol away from you (after a lecture) listen intently and abashedly and say youre sorry. As soon as the lecturer turns his back on you, pull out another water pistol from your pocket and shoot him in the back, laughing hysterically. 77) Pass your own Selective Service Act and draft everyone you meet. 78) Sing at the top of your lungs: Onward Christian soldiers, Onward as to war. Kill your Christian brothers As you’ve done before.79) Enter your local Marine Recruiting office. when asked why you want to join the marines, reply “I’ve been waiting for a long time for a chance to shoot a motherfucken general!” 80) Take a tour of the White House and offer $1000 to any of the Marine honor guards who will spit on the flag and say: “Fuck the imperialist United States” three times. If any of them take you up on it, wait until they are finished and then tell them that you can’t pay him cause that would be corrupting him.

Haha! Oh… joy. So much joy.

Aaaannnddd I’m talking to Jose. Be back soon.

hheerreess Ashlee! haha. That was most hilarious, my friend. Most amusing. I’ll finish this later..


~ by Ashlee on April 19, 2004.

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