“Jesus Christ. You’re a girl.”

Of course i just got off the phone with my dad. he sang “i cant get no satisfaction” and “green acres” too.

“I’m glad my kids aren’t like that. Don’t do crazy shit. Don’t go to walmart in the middle of the night. Do stupid shit. Got friends as crazy as that. Impersonations of Minnie Pearl. That ought to be a crime.” — dad
“I take fuck you is just a rude way of saying you really don’t want to talk to someone.”
“Man, I’m closer than I appear Pam. I’m right on top of me! And it doesn’t look like it. Am I sneaking up on me? HEEELLLPPP!!!! Oh god! I’m gonna get me!! That makes me scared and angry!!”
“Wow! if the Bunny has become a Media Whore, that would explain why when you put the batteries in him backwards he keeps coeing & coming & coming & coming & coming & coming & coming & coming & coming & coming & coming & ON & ON & ON – ETC. ETC. ETC.
DAD!”

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~ by Ashlee on July 22, 2004.

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