No leaf clover

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”

(Is this a great country or what? -no its really not- Not as great as Guam!)

Well damn. I’m sorry Geri. It’s a horrible way to say it.. but really I am. This is completely uncool. I’m sorry. Don’t do anything crazy chica. im pretty sure someone (lke your dad maybe) is going to say a whole bunch of really fucking stupid things to you. Don’t listen to them. They dont know what they’re saying even as it comes out of their mouths. Don’t even think about them.

Well, Shrek 2 being quite the experience it was, we went to see Dodgeball today because Farenheit 9/11 wasn’t showing in quincy (because quincy is gay). First event of the evening: we locked the keys in Sporks van… WHILE the van was running. Hah. That was something. It was fun though. And I saw somebody I think I know and I think knew me drive by on the road while Geri and I were out in the grass waiting for Spork.

Face the thing that should not be.

Then of course, we were late for the movie. We decided that we would walk around the mall until it started the second time. It was fun. We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. Now Mikey is clawing and playing with a bug thats on the other side of the screen. He reminds me of puss in boots from shrek 2 when his eyes are all big like this. haha. O.O <–mikey/puss in boots.


oh yeah.



~ by Ashlee on June 26, 2004.

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